Bobbi vs. The Deli Man

I recently received a very interesting and quite hilarious facebook message from my friend Bobbi and couldn't resist sharing it (with her permission, of course). Let's just say Nicholas AKA the Deli Man might have a contender when it comes to predicting the future...

New Message

Weird dream

Between You and Bobbi

April 13 at 4:46pm

Dear Lyndie,

You are going to think I am crazy after this but I thought you needed to know. First, let me put a disclaimer on my craziness....this was after a total of 11 hours of sleep in a three night time period so I was a little....well let's just politely say "out of it." I finally got done with all my tests today so I was able to come home and take a nap and well this is where it gets super weird. (p.s. it's not like I am crazy thinking about you all the time because I am not (even though I love your blog) but I am not a psycho and I constantly have drugs and conditions running through my mind lately).

Side note: Bobbi is currently working towards her Masters in Physician Assistant Studies...smarty pants!

So finally the story.....I had a dream that I was in Arizona and I have no idea why. All I know is that I would walk down the sidewalk and it's like there where snakes EVERYWHERE, always slithering in an upward position like they were ready to strike at any moment. Anyways, I am deathly afraid of snakes but I was dominating these things like no other and I would grab them and squeeze them until the venom completely emptied out and then I would snap them in two; morbid I know. So after killing like 5 snakes in a row, I finally decided that I needed to find you to see if you had the same problem with snakes or if it was just me. So I went on this "subway" that was more like a roller coaster ride and I couldn't find you. Finally, you were walking down the street and I was so happy to see you because I thought you could help me with the snakes. But as soon as I saw you, I immediately forgot about them because I had forgotten that you were pregnant and couldn't believe it. I asked you if I could feel your belly and you were so excited to have me feel for the baby but you started to do this weird...and I mean REALLY weird maneuver where you squeezed your belly and pulled it away from you while explaining that I could feel her much better if you did it this way. Anyways, I was literally holding your belly in my hands and I could completely feel her and then I could start to see her. Then all of a sudden, pink blankets came off of your belly and your little baby girl was lying in a little basket and she was in cute pink footie pajamas. You said, "Oh she's not ready to come out yet" and simply tucked her back into her basket with her pink blankets and put her back into your belly.

Okay, so I have never even THOUGHT about the gender of your baby and I haven't really cared because I have never had a preference on what gender I want to have first...I think either is very cool and a huge blessing. But you were having a girl in this dream. Now I am not saying I have ESP or anything of the sort but I do know that when my aunt was pregnant with Jackson and she didn't know the sex, I had this huge dream where she presented me with her baby boy. Don't tell anyone else that, they will think I am crazy. You can tell Jonathan though. So there you have it...my take on what you are going to have, not that you wanted it. But I hope it's true because one, I would be that much closer to maybe claiming that I have ESP and two, because you wouldn't have to worry about the name Bruce. Hope everything is going well and you keep her cooking!

Sincerely,

Bobbi