Almost everyday now something new happens to my body which makes me wonder if I'm losing my mind. Below is a list of some of the strangest and most unexpected symptoms I've been experiencing lately.
Nightmares
The first one I can remember involved me following my parents and discovering that they were dealing drugs on the side of the road. I got out of the car and proceeded to scold them about how ridiculous they were being, and they ignored me! I was devastated.
In the second one, Jonathan's dad was trying to kill us!
In another, Jonathan dressed up like Bozo the Clown and told me he had to go to McDonald's to work a child's birthday party. I was suspicious and decided to sneak into the back of his car in hopes of finding out what he was really up to. I discovered that he was actually a serial killer and was on his way to his next victims. Eeek!
The rest are too disturbing to share. I have no explanation for them and desperately wish they would stop.
Aversion to Mexican Food
I used to love it. Now, I can't stand the thought of it, let alone the taste or smell. I hope it doesn't last forever!
Imaginary Smells
As I was driving home from work the other day, I put my hand up to my nose out of habit and realized that my hand smelled like baby! I looked down at my hand and smelled it several more times, and it was the same each time - a combination of Baby Magic lotion and breast milk, neither of which I have yet. I let out a little laugh of disbelief and then thought that I must surely be losing it!
Gas
I don't want to embarrass myself too much, but there's really no way around it. I owe it to my dear husband to share this blogger's post about his wife's pregnancy gas. If you want a good laugh, it's worth the read.
Hopefully this is the extent of my peculiar pregnancy symptoms. But I have a feeling it's only the beginning.
Oh man I had really crazy crazy CRAZY dreams the first trimester. Totally normal and CRAZY I guess.
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Its Dj.Haha Thats funny Lyndie.But Don't feel bad about your gas.Think of it this way,I have gas and i'm not even pregnant.You probably get it from me:]Cheer Up.Every single person in the world has had a gassy Period of time.Soon it will be gone!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Thanks for the encouraging words, Dom.
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